OrgasMe!: Sex turned into a card game
OrgasMe!: Sex turned into a card game Rulebook
Table of Contents
Table of Contents
Setup
Each player needs a small object. Take a coin, your wedding ring or a Viagra pill, for example. Cats and furniture are not suitable.
Now take your OrgasMeters, one for each player, and place your object on the green start space.
Note: The OrgasMeter shows how aroused you currently are. If you exceed the measuring range of your OrgasMeter, you have an orgasm. When that happens, you are out and have lost the game.
Form two card decks: one for the PREFERENCE cards (your preferences) and one for all other cards. The latter is the draw pile.
Choose Your Preferences
Shuffle the PREFERENCE cards thoroughly and deal each player 4 cards face down. Return all remaining PREFERENCE cards to the box. Now each player chooses 2 PREFERENCE cards to keep until the end of the game. You cannot choose the same PREFERENCE twice. Return the two remaining cards to the box.
Place your PREFERENCE cards face up next to your OrgasMeter so that all players can see them.
Note: Your choice of preferences determines how strongly you react to certain attacks. In addition, each PREFERENCE card gives you a special ability that is available to you for the entire game. Clever combinations of special abilities can greatly increase your chances of winning.
Let's Go!
Shuffle the draw pile and place it in the middle of the table. Leave some room for a discard pile as well. All EVENT, ACTION and REACTION cards are placed on the discard pile after they have been played.
Determine one player to go first.
Your Turn
Whenever a player begins their turn, everyone draws one card from the draw pile.
During your turn you attack fellow players with ACTION cards. In a game with more than two players, you may play only one attack per fellow player. In a game with two players, the number of attacks is not limited.
You may end your turn at any time, when you cannot or do not want to attack any further.
If during your turn you attacked at least one fellow player with an ACTION card, you may draw one card as soon as you end your turn. If you did not attack anyone with an ACTION card, you may not draw a card.
Once you have ended your turn, the next player is up. Play proceeds clockwise.
Note: When there are no cards left in the draw pile, the discard pile is shuffled and serves as the new draw pile.
Action and Reaction
Whenever you are attacked with an ACTION card, your arousal increases by one point.
If the ACTION card also matches one or even both of your preferences, your arousal increases by an additional one point for each match.
You can defend yourself against ACTION cards with REACTION cards. For each attack you may use only one REACTION card.
Remember: whenever your arousal increases or decreases, you must move your object on the OrgasMeter accordingly!
End of the Game
The player who first has an orgasm has lost.
GAME OVER! Play another round to get your revenge!
Alternative Game Mode: Last Man Standing
(3 to 6 players, 30 to 45 minutes)
Who can outbid Casanova? Find out with this Last Man Standing variant of the game!
Play by the rules of the standard game, except that the game continues when someone has an orgasm. Each player who has an orgasm is out and must place all of their hand cards on the discard pile. Their PREFERENCE cards are returned to the box. Continue playing until only two players remain.
From this point the game plays differently:
Each of the last two players chooses one hand card to keep. All other hand cards are placed on the discard pile. The player with the highest score on their OrgasMeter is first to play. Flip a coin if both players are tied.
Duel according to the rules of the standard game, except that the number of attacks you can play during your turn is no longer limited. The last player remaining wins!
Preference Cards
Each preference gives you a special ability that is available to you for the entire game.
Sports / Marathon
Once per turn you may discard one card to reduce your arousal by one point.
Sex Object
If you are attacked with an ACTION card that matches at least one of your preferences, the attacker's arousal increases by one point, regardless of whether you play a REACTION card or not.
Cosplay / Movie Star
During your turn, your fellow players cannot use their special abilities.
Wrong Movie
Draw one card when your opponent plays a REACTION card that blocks your attack.
Food / Snack Attack
If you are attacked with an ACTION card that matches this preference, you may draw 2 cards, unless you defend yourself with a REACTION card.
Gourmet
At the start of your turn, draw 3 cards. Choose one of them and discard the others.
Vanilla / No Experiments
When you play a SAFE WORD, your arousal is reduced by 2 points.
Passionate
If a fellow player defends against your attack with a REACTION card, you may discard one card to increase that player's arousal by one point.
Feet / Cold Feet
If your opponent uses a REACTION card that blocks your attack, you may discard one card to reduce your arousal by one point.
Two Left Feet
Once per turn you may discard 2 cards to draw 2 new cards.
Sex Toys / Black Hole
After you have been attacked with an ACTION card that matches at least one of your preferences, you may take it into your hand, regardless of whether you played a REACTION card or not.
Playful
Once per turn you may draw 3 cards if you discard one REACTION card.
Dirty / Ride the Porcelain God
Instead of an orgasm, you suddenly get diarrhoea. Discard this PREFERENCE card and reduce your arousal by 3 points.
Dirty Talk
Once per turn you may discard one card. If you do, the arousal of all fellow players increases by one point, unless they also discard one card at the start of your turn.
Professions / Seasoned
Your attack increases your opponent's arousal by an additional one point if your ACTION card matches at least one of your preferences.
Old School
During your turn, REACTION cards do not increase your arousal, and they do not reduce your opponent's arousal.
Fetish Gear / Striptease
If you do not attack anyone during your turn, you may discard ALL your hand cards to increase the arousal of each fellow player by one point.
Gear Up
Once per turn you may attack one fellow player with 2 ACTION cards at the same time. That player may defend against only one of the two cards, with a REACTION card.
Risk / Dauntless
EVENT cards do not increase your arousal.
Masturbation
At the start of your turn you may draw up to 2 additional cards. For each additional card you draw, your arousal increases by one point.
S&M / Cum Control
If your arousal is above 7 points, you may discard 2 cards during your turn to reduce your arousal by 2 points.
Breath Control
All your fellow players may not draw cards at the start of your turn.
Roleplay / Master
Enslave a fellow player by discarding one card before your attack. Your fellow player may not use any REACTION cards except SAFE WORD.
Slave
If you are attacked with an ACTION card that matches at least one of your preferences, you may draw one card, unless you defend yourself with a REACTION card.
Romance / Princess
Your arousal decreases by one point if a fellow player does not attack you with an ACTION card during their turn.
Love Letter
Once per turn you may discard one card to increase a fellow player's arousal by one point.
Bondage / Escape Artist
You may block an attack by discarding 2 cards.
Immobilize
Once per turn you may name one fellow player who may not defend against your next attack with REACTION cards, except SAFE WORD and FART.
Religion / Meditation
As long as your arousal is below 6 points, you may draw one additional card at the start of your turn.
Chastity
After you have played a REACTION card, you may take it back into your hand if you discard another REACTION card in exchange.
Reaction Cards
REACTION cards are used to defend against ACTION cards.
Safe Word
The attack is blocked.
Migraine Attack
The attack is blocked. The attacker's arousal decreases by one point.
Fake Orgasm
The attack is blocked. The attacker's arousal increases by one point.
Fart
The attack is blocked. Your arousal decreases by one point.
Ecstasy
The attacker's arousal increases by one point.
Get a Grip!
The attack increases your arousal by one point less.
Event Cards
Play this card immediately and draw one new card.
Mum Calls
All players' arousal decreases by one point.
Cops
All players' arousal increases by 2 points.
Door Bell
All players' arousal increases by one point.