Calm Your Tits Rulebook

Table of Contents

Table of Contents

• Components
• Setup
• How To Play
• Publisher Step Sheet

Components

Publisher infographic "What's in the box?":

• 20 pairs of birds (cards)
• 4 Fat Ball cards
• 2 Pussy Posse cards
• 2 Action cards

Product page details: Players: 2-6. Age 16+. Playing time 15-20 minutes.

Setup

1. Shuffle the correct number of cards, dealing them facedown between the players.

The source does not state how many cards each player receives or how many cards the "correct number" is.

How To Play

1. The dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.
2. That lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.
3. Watch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply:

BLUE PAIR Shout "Nice Tits" and take both piles

RED PAIR Shout "Tough Tits" and take both piles

FAT BALLS Shout "Calm Your Tits" and take any pile of Tough Tits

PUSSY POSSE No pairs can be taken when this card is out!

Publisher Step Sheet

The publisher's infographic step sheet, as printed. Its card art refers to birds where the how-to-play text says "tits".

• Step 1: Shuffle the correct number of cards, dealing them facedown between the players.
• Step 2: The Dealer shouts SHOW ME YOUR BIRDS and the game begins with the player to their left.
• Step 3: Moving clockwise, each player turns over their top card, creating a face up pile next to them.
• Step 4: When 2 identical birds are showing, shout the right call out to win both piles of cards.
• Step 5: The player who collects all the cards and is the last bird standing wins the title of PRIZE BIRD!